Click here for The Garden Island page.

Since Hooser and Bynum want to take over state and federal regulatory powers, I think we should go even further than farms.

Jets make noise. The county should take control of our airspace and decide where every jet flies!

The soon-to-be- unemployed farmers can be air traffic controllers! Kauai is Ground Zero for jet noise!

State taxes are a burden on Kauai citizens. Repeal them on Kauai but we still get state funds because we say so!

I am concerned about what people on Kauai are saying in their emails. What are they hiding? If they have nothing to hide, they’ll make all their emails public. Since they won’t, let’s take control of the Internet on Kauai! We have the right to know! What, you don’t believe we have the right to know?

Who’s paying you?

I also believe some people on the North Shore are not showering often enough, spreading germs that kill children. We need to mandate daily showers, but only for North Shore residents who eat organic food, because doctors say they have the most germs due to the cow dung and insects on their food. An MMA fighter has shown the science! And an Oahu chick in a bikini says it’s only right!

Let’s have a parade, agree to pay for it, then renege on the agreement to stiff the taxpayers!

It’s common sense! Now is the time! Leave a legacy for the future! Save the children! Pass the bills! Activism! Bring on the Mainland money!

Chuck Lasker
Kalaheo